10 Very Innocent Italian Words You Need To Use Carefully

Every language has its own puns and double meanings, but for language students it is always tricky to find out when they are accidently embarassing themselves by using innocent words in inappropriate contexts.
Here’s a list of 10 very innocent Italian Words you might want to use carefully while you’re in the process of learning italian:

Patata /pa’tata/

patata

First of all: in Italian, kitchen is the Pun Kingdom. Many words indicating vegetables or food can be misinterpreted by the listener as (not so) subtle allusions to NSFW content. The most common of these words is definitely patata (no need for translation), which is commonly used as a nickname for female private parts. So take care when you’re cooking and ask someone “dammi la patata“, for you might get slapped.

Pisello /pi’sɛllo/

pisello

The counterpart of patata is pisello (pea), which can be used, especially in children’s language, to designate penis. It is not that bad as a foul word, and it is actually preferrable to other puns referred to the same body part. Nevertheless, using it improperly can cause more than an embarassment in the kitchen!

Carciofo /kar’ʧɔfo/

carciofo

Let’s stay inside our Italian Kitchen and let’s take into consideration a word, carciofo (artichoke) which can be easily used as an insult. A carciofo is a very naive person, not totally stupid but definitely prone to be duped and conned.

Finocchio /fi’nɔkkjo/

finocchio

This is very bad, and you should learn the double meaning of this word just to be sure you never use it in the wrong context. The term finocchio (fennel) is in fact used all over Italy to unflattering address homosexual people. Yes, we know Italian can be a sciovinist language, but we’re trying to change!

Anno /’anno/

anno

It is very common for foreign students to encounter problems in pronouncing double consonants. That is because not all languages have these phonemes in their “library”. Most of the times mispronouncing a strong consonant does no harm, but in some cases this can be utterly akward: it’s the case of the word anno (plural anni, years) which, when pronounced with just one /n/ sounds like…. well, let’s just say that listening to someone who states that he or she has “25 ani” can be hilarious to an Italian native. If you don’t know this word, looking it up is probably best before you get yourself in trouble.

Scopare /sko’pare/

scopare

Italian is such a wonderful language that it turns the tiresome and unpleasant action of sweeping (scopare) into the most enjoyable activity of all! That said, “scopare per terra” (literally “sweeping the floor”) is a pun from which no one can flee, nor foreigners or Italians.

Poppa /’poppa/

poppa

If you’re not a sailor, this word can mean something utterly different from “the rearmost part of a ship or boat”. But maybe you’re thinking too dirty, since Italian poppa has nothing to do with poop; it is, instead, a slang for “breast”. It sounds also onomatopoeic somehow…

Sega /’sega/

sega

From the boat we move on directly to carpentry: Italian sega (literally “saw”) it is often used as an insult, equivalent to the english word “moron”, or “idiot”. Abused in stadiums by football fans, the expression mezza sega usually refers to a player whose skills are not that oustanding.

Pacco /’pakko/

pacco

Exactly like the sailor and the carpenter, the mailman can be in trouble too sometimes. The word pacco is often used to designate the groin, both in males and females. This pun, although it doesn’t sound that elegant, has been used in commercials and comedies, but we definitely not encourage you to do the same.

Lo/La

lo-la

And finally, behold the king of all puns: the third person direct pronoun which, if used without an antecedent, means exactly that. This is why you should always listen to you Italian Language Teacher when he lectures you about the importance of pronouns in Italian, and this is also why you should always pay attention to what you are referring to when using a pronoun. Asking someone “me la dai?” with no clear reference to an object can be interpreted as sexual harassment, as well as wondering “non so dove metterlo“, where that lo doesn’t refer to anything near you, can mean that you are very lonely.

Read the original article on Kappa Language School’s website.

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5 thoughts on “10 Very Innocent Italian Words You Need To Use Carefully

    • Never too late!
      It would be also interesting to analyze also the diaphasic variation of some synonyms: far from being puns or foul words, some expressions or terms are simply inappropriate for a specific communicative context. It happens to me all the time when I speak English with friends and unwillingly sound like Sir Walter Scott…

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    • Hello Camille and thank you for your message!

      I am very sorry you’re feeling *irritated*, but I honestly don’t see how this article (which btw was supposed to be parodistic) can be defined “vague”: the meaning of each word is well explained, maybe you just need to read more carefully. 😀

      However, the post wasn’t meant to give you words *not to be used*, but words *you need to use carefully* (as stated in the title): the choice of using them, and in which context, depends on your personal sensibility.

      That said, in one regard you’re right: I tried to explain the meaning of nsfw words in a sfw way, and this might have caused some explanation to be unclear. Sorry about that!

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